The eccentric in Saudi has submitted his second online writing exercise. This time I'd set a task around Africa and goats. How can anyone get that wrong? And yet he has. Perhaps he is starting a new school of writing. If so, can I fashion myself as his muse? Bizarrely, he sent his mobile number and asked if I'd like to text. At least he's now paying for the course. My website client has also paid up. He asked if I preferred milk chocolate or dark. I said dark, though I'd make an exception for Rococo. The kids say I'm being hit on. What fun:-)